If you somehow think it might be a fun idea to write a fic set in the 1830s American south in which Zayn is “an aloof mulatto slave” who is completely wrong and misguided to mistrust plantation-owner’s-son Harry:
DON’T. DO NOT DO THAT. THAT IS A TERRIBLE, RACIST IDEA. DO NOT POST THAT SHIT ONLINE. DO NOT EXPOSE ANYONE ELSE TO IT. BURN IT AND SALT THE EARTH.
Right before you do this? DON’T DO THIS. In the moments before you do this? Don’t do it. Before you hit post, DO NOT EVER DO THIS.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
Ellen answers this question quite nicely.