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elanandrafa:

The process of holding your hand.
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elanandrafa:

The process of holding your hand.

ONLY reblog WITH watermark/signature, do not repost.

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Sheep teaches young bull to head butt, Terceira Azores - YouTube
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Apparently some people need this lesson

littlemousling:

If you somehow think it might be a fun idea to write a fic set in the 1830s American south in which Zayn is “an aloof mulatto slave” who is completely wrong and misguided to mistrust plantation-owner’s-son Harry:

DON’T. DO NOT DO THAT. THAT IS A TERRIBLE, RACIST IDEA. DO NOT POST THAT SHIT ONLINE. DO NOT EXPOSE ANYONE ELSE TO IT. BURN IT AND SALT THE EARTH.

Right before you do this? DON’T DO THIS. In the moments before you do this? Don’t do it. Before you hit post, DO NOT EVER DO THIS.

Do

Not

Do

This.

Not ever.

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cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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Ellen answers this question quite nicely.

(via claudewriter)

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

but he can’t knot.

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mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via claudewriter)

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fukkkres:

i love u son be safe in jungle community college

fukkkres:

i love u son be safe in jungle community college

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eleventhclara:

chasexjackson:

unnecessary love triangles

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joanwaterhouse:

kingrichardshorse:

Opening monologue from Richard III in original Shakespearean pronunciation.

Enter GLOUCESTER, solus

GLOUCESTER

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.


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(Sorry for my language geekery. And for the shameless Tudor propaganda.;))

Am I crazy or does this sound vaguely Irish? I couldn’t help thinking of this.

okay this is really cool, but ever since they found Richard III buried beneath a parking lot, I can’t think about that opening line without remembering this text post from tumblr user schmergo:

"Guys, if the groundhog saw his shadow and Richard III was discovered a few days later, does that mean that the winter of our discontent has officially been made glorious summer by the son of York?"

BRAZEN WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS.